You got it back, except with everything in your inventory removed and the username changed to: "MrBarbieDollBoi"

 

I wish all hospital beds had the ability to transform into a giant fighting robot!!!

You didn't make a wish, -50 brownie points.

I wish to defeat the giant evil monkey-man and save the 9th dimension.

You are unable to trade them and none of them have a mesh or texture so they just look like bricks.

I wish that the colour yellow was just purple in disguise. 

Let's grant this in a convoluted way: They both get trapped in a building full of dastardly traps and puzzles that force them to work together in an attempt to escape thus building a bond between them until a particularly difficult puzzle causes them to both be tragiclly eaten by rottweilers while attempting to save the eachother :D

I wish pillows were cannibalistic.

Granted but since im a polar bear, you're gonna have a bad time.

I want all airline food to be replaced with cake.

Grim Mysteliate

Has medium fire rate, medium range and very low damage but has a 75% chance to instantly kill any enemy except for bosses.

Guardian Mysteliate

The Guardian Mysteliate destroys enemy projectiles that it comes into contact with (not including quake/AOE attacks) and also heals the player for 5% of their max health with a medium fire rate.

Cursed Mysteliate

This Mysteliate deals damage equal to 20% of the target's remaining health but also damages the owner for 10% of their max health. It has a slow fire rate, long range and affects bosses.

Fortune Mysteliate

Increases points and xp gainted by 10%. It also increases the chance of landing a critical hit by 10%.

Retribution Mysteliate

A Mysteliate that deals damage based on how low your health is, for example if you have half your health left it will do half of it's maximum damage and if your health is full it will do no damage. It has a short range, fast fire rate and a maximum damage of 20x the owner's level.

AOE variants of current Mysteliates

You could have Mysteliates that are the same as existing mysteliates but have an AOE like the Quake Mysteliate. For example you could have a Mysteliate that heals players hit by it's quake or one that pushes enemies away that are hit by its quake. In order for them to be balanced they should shoot slower or are less powerful than the original ones.

Your wish to stop Corrupt-A-Wish was granted by me continuing Corrupt-A-Wish thus creating a paradox, thrusting the universe into eternal nothingness.

I wish that I had a pet purple slime and that this wish was not corrupted.

Your wish is granted but [ Content Deleted ]

I wish the soviet union was just a group that gave out free peanut butter.

A fairy turns you into a real boy but your "super duper power pole" extends whenever you lie.

(I hope someone got that pinocchio reference)

I wish for a purple koala named Edger.

Your wish caused a Paradox that destroyed the universe. Are you happy with yourself now you MONSTER?!!!

Gusto ko para sa tinapay

Since you rushed the update, it was released with a bug that corrupts your saved data when you interact with any of the new content. 

I wish that people still made good flash games.

Being the evil wizard that I am, I grant your wish by giving you extreame and eternal diarrhea. No pain, no gain, just sit and drain...

I wish for a laser guided, tripple barrel, flaming potato bomb launcher with an attachable magnetic forcefield device.

It's no longer random, now you fal asleep at predetermined intervals which are

6:00am to 6:00am the following day [Tittle unlocked | Pro Narcoleptic ]

I wish for the Krabby Patty's secret formula!

Right before it is released a new ROBLOX update breaks a majority of the scripts forcing it to be remade from scratch.

I wish I could accuse my neighbours dog of witchcraft and have it banished.

Congrats you got a Dominus Trex! Except without a mesh! Or a texture! It's basicly just a brick! :D

I wish that in humanity's last moments, it will rain tocos throughout the universe.

A shady group claiming to be from the goverment goes to your home and demands that you pay them "taxes," Since your debt is now infinite they take everything you own including your infinite bank acount. 

I wish for this to be the last reply on this thread.

Before you could finish that sentance you SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. Sucks to be you.

I wish for everyone who has ever been on this wikia to have to listen to every song from oingo boingo.

That one condition alone cuts out 99% of canidates on it's own. I'm calling it Cloud's razor from now on.

Granted, but there goes 7 straight hours of your life wasted.

I wish for potatoe chips everywhere! (Anything but salt and vinegar plz)